Guys.

I'm starting to hate guys. (but not you dad, if you're reading)

The first jerk.

He was saying "I'm so worried about you. I'm gonna buy RM800 air ticket and come back FOR YOU"

YES! ME!

Oh-so-sweet right?

Then followed by "I spend all my money on the tickets. I don't have money left."

Translation: You'll have to buy me dinner because I don't have money for it because I bought tickets and fly back FOR YOU.

Alright. So I pay for his dinner, and movie tickets!

And end up me myself broke for the rest of the week.

Guess what happens after that?

He was gone for the rest of the week with a sohai lame reason: I'm busy. You're busy.

And why would I call it a sohai lame reason? It's because later on I heard from others that you bought your new "GF" to a pub.

So you're busy going after that girl WITH a BF and you told me you wouldn't go after her?

RIGHT. Guys are sooooo good in bullshitting.

Then another guy.

This guy who has been texting me every single day turns out to be just a guy who can't get over his ex.

And texting me is just a distraction from thinking about her.

OMFG.

Where are all the good guys? GONE? Seriously?

Oh yea, both this guys have the same surname.

SO yea, guys with THAT particular surname please, please stay far far away from me.